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June 16. My Best Friend. Shopping. Food. Reading. & Him. Simple as that. Twitter & Instagram: @alexiscervini Follow her sexy ass - www.ifonlyihad aunicorn.tumblr.com xx

June 16. My Best Friend. Shopping. Food. Reading. & Him. Simple as that. Twitter & Instagram: @alexiscervini Follow her sexy ass - www.ifonlyihad aunicorn.tumblr.com xx
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why was the math book sad?
had too many problems
fuck you
no need to be a calcuhater
(via thebitchpudding)
I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT
(via em1ree)
this is a Limited edition post reblog it before its gone
(via thebitchpudding)
“fresh, warm cookies delivered until 3 AM”
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
WHY IS THIS ONLY AN AMERICAN THING OH MY GOD
(via em1ree)
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
(Source: octupac, via heyfunniest)
when you have so many ideas, but no talent
When you have so much talent, but no ideas
When you have no ideas and no talent.
(via heyfunniest)
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
(via stay-ocean-minded)
